I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me (Baby Bodysuit)

$14.99 USD

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For the baby with zero filter and 100% personality. This cheeky onesie is made for the little one who turns heads — and makes a statement without saying a word. Warning: may cause side-eyes and uncontrollable laughter at family gatherings.

💖 Why parents love it:
✔️ Soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
✔️ Easy-snap closure for quick diaper changes
✔️ Sassy design that gets all the reactions
✔️ A hilarious gift for baby showers, photo ops, or bold newborn style

🎁 Because your baby didn’t choose the sass life — the sass life chose them.

🌟 Add to cart and let the drama begin — one adorable tear at a time.

📸 Tag us @craftergurushop or @funnylovelygifts — we’d love to feature you!

🛒 How to order:

1. Select your t-shirt size
(e.g. Adult, Youth, Baby – based on availability).

2. Choose your shirt color
using the color chart in the product images.

3. If customization is available, you’ll be able to choose:
- 🎨 Design color
- ✏️ Custom text (e.g. names, words)
- 🔤 Font style

4. Ordering more than one?
Add each shirt with its own size, style, and customization one at a time.

📩 Have questions or need help? Message me anytime — I’m happy to assist!

Baby Onesie Features

5 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton 1x1 baby rib
Heather is 90/10 combed ringspun cotton/polyester
CVC Colors are 60/40 combed ringspun cotton/polyester
White is sewn with 100% cotton thread
Double needle ribbed binding on lap shoulder neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg opening
CPSiA Compliant tracking label in side seam
Machine washable/ tumble dry low
Innovative three snap closure
Side seam construction
Flatlock stitched seams
EasyTear™ label