🍼 I Don’t Cry, I Order Breakfast – Funny (Baby Bodysuit)

$14.99 USD

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For babies who know exactly how to get their milk... and attention!

This hilarious onesie is perfect for little charmers who run the household like a 5-star diner. Whether it’s a newborn photo, a gift for new parents, or just another outfit for your tiny boss — this one delivers laughs served warm.

😎 What makes it awesome:
✔️ Comfy cotton for cozy mornings (and mid-night snacks)
✔️ Snap closure for quick outfit changes between meals
✔️ Bold, long-lasting print — just like their appetite
✔️ Guaranteed to get a laugh at baby showers

🎁 Perfect for foodie parents, brunch-loving families, or babies who never skip breakfast!

🍳 Add to cart before it’s gone — this bodysuit is cookin’ up smiles daily!

📸 Tag us @craftergurushop or @funnylovelygifts — we’d love to feature you!

🛒 How to order:

1. Select your t-shirt size
(e.g. Adult, Youth, Baby – based on availability).

2. Choose your shirt color
using the color chart in the product images.

3. If customization is available, you’ll be able to choose:
- 🎨 Design color
- ✏️ Custom text (e.g. names, words)
- 🔤 Font style

4. Ordering more than one?
Add each shirt with its own size, style, and customization one at a time.

📩 Have questions or need help? Message me anytime — I’m happy to assist!

Baby Onesie Features

5 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton 1x1 baby rib
Heather is 90/10 combed ringspun cotton/polyester
CVC Colors are 60/40 combed ringspun cotton/polyester
White is sewn with 100% cotton thread
Double needle ribbed binding on lap shoulder neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg opening
CPSiA Compliant tracking label in side seam
Machine washable/ tumble dry low
Innovative three snap closure
Side seam construction
Flatlock stitched seams
EasyTear™ label